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🚨 TRANSMISSION RECEIVED: NEW SIGNALS & RITUALS LIVE NOW – LIMITED THREAD DROPS INBOUND ⚠️> Tap in or fade out. This frequency won't hold forever.

🕳️ SYSTEM BREACH: UNKNOWN SIGNAL DETECTED — Glitchwear just got haunted. Limited drop active now.

👁️‍🗨️ YOU ARE BEING WATCHED — Ghost-coded gear & corrupted audio files just went live. See if you're worthy.

👁 SIGNAL FOUND: ENTER THE STATIC

🧬 STATIC SURGE INBOUND — Echoes of forgotten styles + analog audio loops now infecting the site. Tune in.

📡 NEW FREQUENCY UNLOCKED — Enter the vault before the transmission collapses. ⚠️

⏳ TEMPORAL GLITCH OCCURRED — Rare signals from the past resurfaced. Some merch won't come back.